Stupid Amazon Reviews: Handerpants - 'Underpants for your hands'

If you thought last week’s Poo-Pourri was the most ridiculous product name you’d ever heard, allow me to introduce you to Handerpants.

Handerpants are a hybrid of fingerless gloves and underpants, or as the box proudly says, “Underpants for your hands!” Unnecessary? Yes. Hilarious? Also, yes.

The description for Handerpants boasts that they are “stylish for any occasion” and have “hundreds of uses.” I am not one to judge someone’s fashion choices, so the first claim may be true. However, hundreds of uses? That seems doubtful.

In his post entitled “OMG, so great” Robert D. Walton “Wold Heart” raved about Handerpants.

I mean, I always wanted my crotch and my hands to have more in common, now they do!

Mephisto Perass provides a word or warning to this otherwise terrific item.

Don’t eat brown or yellow food with these, it makes it look like you crapped your hands. Other than that, they are great.

A. chigurh recommended a new design.

I wouldn't mind seeing a thong design for the warmer months. Nothing's worse than having a sweaty hand leave obvious streaks across your hand skivvies.

Accounterments, the company behind Handerpants, doesn’t have a thong version yet, but it does offer Undercap, a hat made of underwear.

Supermo “Not a big fan of toast” writes that Handerpants are perfect for people and even their furry friends.

I've been looking for these for a long time. These underpants come with all the necessary holes pre-sewn to accommodate 4 legs and a tail. It was tough to get them on Mittens at first, but soon with a few staples and some duct tape, he's doing fine. No more unsightly furry male cat genitalia for upstanding citizens to have to be affronted by. Thanks, Handerpants!

Krise provided one of the only serious review for Handerpants.

Put these in my son’s Christmas stocking. Funniest item in the stocking and worth every penny to hear jokes all morning. Split up the pair and each son had one -- they now use them for drinking gloves....

Although I don’t understand why Krise’s sons want to drink with their underwear, maybe there are hundreds of uses for Handerpants.

Image: Amazon

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