An erotic novel about Rob Gronkowski exists and it's earning rave reviews

The Kindle has allowed the erotic novel industry to explode and has finally provided us with the masterpiece we have all been craving: an erotic novel centering on New England Patriots star tight end Rob Gronkowski.

Since Boston.com noticed it over the weekend, the book has gone viral and the people at Deadspin even tried to make a movie out of it.

Written by Lacey Noonan, A Gronking to Remember: Book One in the Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series runs an “estimated” 38 pages and is only available for the Amazon Kindle. The book now has plenty of five star reviews, all praising Noonan’s “story.”

The book centers on a woman named Leigh who is aroused by Gronk’s famous touchdown celebration move, in which he spikes the ball in the endzone. At first, she doesn’t know who Gronk is and only hears about it because her husband and his friends are watching a Patriots game. From that point on, the book is a list of Leigh’s fantasies.

Noonan writes of Gronk’s spiking in the endzone, “It jettisoned jiggling ribbons of electric jelly through my body and melted my knees like two pads of margarine.”

And that’s about all we can really run with before this story becomes NSFW.

Noonan is also the author of Shipwrecked on the Island of the She Gods and The Big Book of Booty Motivation: The Hottest Quotes, The Most Thought-Provoking Booty. Her new masterpiece only costs $2.51 to download.

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