'Workaholics' recap: 'Gone Catfishing'

It's the holiday season on Workaholics, as the boys' favorite holiday is just a day away. That's right, it's 420 and Cypress Chill (Ders) and chill sergeant Demamp are ready to party. Blake, however, isn't ready to party because he's smitten over the love of his life Erin...whom he's never met before.

To prep for the 420 party, Carl comes over and he's pretty much the Santa of the weed world with a sack full of bowls, blunts and nugs that the guys soon find out they don't have the "moo-la" for because Blake sent it to Erin in the mall for an investment.

After Blake tells Adam and Ders he's never actually met Erin, they believe he is being catfished. To prove their point, Ders invites her via Blake's phone to their party that she says she can't make due to car troubles. To prove the catfish theory further, Adam throws in that Blake is being stupid because a girl this hot would never be into him.

Still convinced they can get the $800 back in time to get weed for their 420 party, Ders starts sending fake e-mails to their co-workers about saving the mammals and billion man marches to get them to donate money, which fails.

Feeling down about being catfished, Blake starts wearing makeup because he thinks he's ugly, but Adam thinks this actually makes him uglier and he resembles Greta the Gremlin.

To everyone's surprise, Erin shows up at the door. She's real, she's hot and she has $18,000 to give Blake because her investment went global. In an even bigger surprise, Blake says he isn't him, and after she leaves he tells Adam and Ders that he used a picture of Montes in high school on his profile because he looked just like French Montana.

After losing to Montes in a sumo wrestling fight, the guys offer him $2,500 if he agrees to pretend to be Blake and meet with Erin to get the money. While Montes is on the date, the guys and Montes' son are all sitting in Carl's van outside on headsets, listening in.

It turns out Erin is usually attracted to lanky skaters who resemble Carrot Top and prefers micro penises due to her shallow cervix, which sounds exactly like Blake. Now, he is convinced more then ever that the two of them are perfect for each other.

After getting Montes' son and Adam to fight, Blake runs out of the van to tell Erin the truth, which is ruined by Montes' wife showing up because she had suspicions he was up to something. Oddly enough, she is relieved that he was on a date because she's been using Ashley Madison in an attempt to share and have fun again as a couple, which led to the couple having a threesome with Erin.

Although Blake is heartbroken, the 420 party is back on, and Erin leaves Montes (who was really Blake anyway) because of his really big dong.

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