'Scream Queens' Recap: 'Halloween Blues'

A woeful Chanel cries, as Chad Radwell is dead on Scream Queens.

Chanel Oberlin quickly dons hers pink Jackie O outfit to mourn her soon-to-be husband.

Chad marks the first death of a new patient at Munsch's C.U.R.E Institute and Munsch wants to keep the deaths under wraps yet again.

While Denise, the former security guard, has her suspicions with Munsch, an angry Chanel scolds everyone for not showing an ounce of remorse by changing into a Kennedy motif in honor of the former fraternity brother. Chanel rattles that she's so grief-stricken she relieved herself in the potted plants with no bladder control. However, Denise interrupts a dramatic Chanel by shooing her and everyone out of the morgue. Claiming it's FBI protocol to examine the body, Denise finds herself alone with Chad. Then, Denise admits it's actually against FBI procedures to do an examination.

With Halloween two days away, Denise reveals that the holiday was always their night to have role-play escapades. Cut to the two reenacting Brokeback Mountain in an “I can't quit you” scene drumming up hilarity.

Denise promises to find who the killer is even if she dies trying. And if she dies, she'll meet Chad in a motel up in heaven and do whatever he pleases.

Dressed in a wedding gown as Mrs. Chad Radwell's wife (weird, we know), Denise, along with Munsch, visit a locked-up Hester, who has been transferred to the hospital.

“Why has the pattern been broken?” demands Munsch as to why the killer isn't murdering patients anymore.

Hester asks that the two prepare themselves this Halloween, given that the holiday is known for its massacres in the hospital. Hester's suggestion? Throw a Halloween party for the staff to lure the killer out. Great idea, Hester!

Poor poor Hester, nevertheless, is deprived from joining the party. A call to Munsch disrupts Hester's begging.

At Munsch's office, an attorney relays to Chanel an important will switch-up. Hearing that Chad would marry Chanel, his family had wanted to rush out to stop the impending nuptials only to all be killed in a plane crash. What luck!

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Chanel's frown turns upside down, but hold up, Chanel. Chad changed his will the day he died. In a surprising alteration to the will, the Radwell fortune has been left to Munsch and the C.U.R.E Institute.

Stewing in her anger, Chanel tackles the attorney in a demonic fashion.

There, there, Chanel, as Chanel-O-Ween is upon us and the ringleader of the Chanels has looted all the morgues for organs to surprise her fans. From maggots to pus, Chanel delivers the most disgusting gifts to her fans, who she loathes.

At the hospital, Dr. Holt examines a distressed Chanel and prescribes her some silver to clear her rash up. Unless Chanel wanted to look like a wilted Smurf, she has plenty to scream about when she wakes up resembling the color of icy pop.

The night before Halloween, the hospital is getting ready for the party with Denise finishing last minute décor. The lights suddenly go out, as Denise searches around for suspicious behavior. Hiding in the shadows, dripping with green goo, is the Green Horned Monster, but Denise Hemphill can take care of herself!

Conveniently, just as Agent Hemphill runs out of bullets, the Green Horned Monster gets away.

Denise visits Hester again to give into her demands of attending the party for 24 hours. The one condition is that she'll have to wear an ankle monitor, so she's not be able to go outside the hospital premises. Hester also has to wear a Jason costume, courtesy of Denise Hemphill. Why don't you just hand her an ax, Denise? Oh, you already did.

After confronting Dr. Holt and Munsch for her blue dilemma, Chanel runs into a creepy costumed Ivanka Trump. The speechless Ivanka Trump attempts to attack Chanel, as she runs through the hospital hallway.

“Help somebody! Ivanka Trump is trying to kill me!” screams Chanel.

A helpless Chanel throws her heel at Ivanka and gets away. Unmasking herself, Hester smiles.

As Zayday nurses Chanel's wound, the Chanel squad gather to hear the description of the killer, but when everyone knows that Chanel #5's costume was going to be Ivanka Trump, all eyes are on #5. Accused of receiving a mystery phone call, #5 had stepped out for a bit.

If #5 shows up at the party, Chanel has threatened to kill her, but what happens when Ivana and Ivanka Trump show up at the same time?

The party has just begun when a hoard of patients filter through, as Hester dressed as Ivanka slowly leaves.

Missing from the influx of sick patients are Denise and Chanel Oberlin. Trying to determine who Chad loved more, the ladies use a Quija board, but the main question of who killed him is still unanswered as Zayday bursts in.

As Chanel #5 retrieves bags of saline in an empty hallway, she's confronted by a masked Hester about to kill her, but when the Green Horned Monster shows up behind #5, who gets dibs in killing the Chanel who never stood a chance?

Questions to Ponder Until Next Episode:

- Why would the killer not finish Chanel #5 off?

- Do you think the distraction with the patients were just for two potential victims or for something bigger?

- What's your take on why Chad transferred his fortune to Munsch and the hospital the day he died?

- Why do you think Munsch covered for Dr. Holt when Chanel confronted him?

Tune into Scream Queens every Tuesday at 9/8c on Fox.

Missed a recap? Check out this season's past recaps here.

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