The red carpet at this year’s Golden Globes was kind of a hairy situation.
The guests seemed to arrive with more and more facial hair as the night went on. This may have been the most beard heavy event of all time and proved that no beard is created equal.
There were some five o’clock shadows. Others had minor scruff, maybe a chin strip. But others had full out, full grown beautiful beards.
Jon Hamm said it himself, it was a “beard parade,” and it may have actually been the highlight of the carpet itself.
Forget about best dresses, why is there no best beard?
So what makes the best beard anyway? Is it color? Length? Quality?
We can not be sure, but we have compiled a definite ranking of the carpet’s best beards from the 2017 Golden Globes Awards.
This award may become more highly coveted than Best Actor itself. As it should be rightfully so.