Shark? Sharrrkkkk (Week, that is)!
This glorious week is what I wait for with almost more anticipation than Christmas.
It's Discovery Channel's Shark Week (cue in applause and whistles)! You know, that week where I spend each night on my couch alone watching stories about sharks who rip peoples arms off, and other stuff like that. Normal? Maybe not, but it's freakin' awesome.
My Mom always looks at me differently during Shark Week. She sees the mystified and wondrous look in my eye, and constantly questions my reasoning, her voice filled with contempt.