A young, newlywedded man survives the ultimate challenge of a lifetime during a shopping excursion in Niagara Falls with his power-shopping wife and La Madre, his dear, sweet, Italian mother-in-law.
I must have been drunk. I don't drink often, but I must have been either drunk or feeling a bit too in love, because I actually agreed to go with my wife and my Italian mother-in-law to Niagara Falls for her birthday. It wasn't really my mother-in-law's birthday either, but since her birthday is on September 11th, we needed to find another day to celebrate. In my opinion, being alone with your mother-in-law for a weekend is no real reason to celebrate, but that's another story.
We grabbed the first flight out of JFK on Jet Blue, and 50 minutes later, we were to land in Buffalo.