Celebrity Tweets 4/21-4/23

Celebrity tweets from this past weekend:

“Played for some Navy guys & gals tonight. I think my fever broke on stage from all the sea-men...” Katy Perry wrote.

“A guy on the crew heard it was my bday on the radio. So THE WHOLE CREW sang 2 me. But it was Jenn GARNER- not me! Face hurt from laughing!!” Jennifer Carpenter wrote.

“To everyone who keeps congratulating me on the birth of my baby girl...I'm still pregnant!! Don't believe what you read ladies and gents” Jessica Simpson wrote on Saturday responding to tabloid reports she had given birth.

“I came home to a tub full of baby chicks!:) live spring time:)” Miranda Lambert wrote.

“Happy Anniversary @KrisJenner & Bruce!!! 21 years! Congrats! #RealLove,” Kim Kardashian wrote.

“I will perform the tour of your life if it f*cking kills me. #BTWBallTourRehearsal,” Lady Gaga wrote.

“Dear mariah yeeter...we have never met...so from the heart i just wanted to say...” Justin Bieber wrote to Mariah Yeater, who said Bieber was her baby’s father. He linked a video to Borat singing “You will never get this.”

“Best family day ever...@charliesheen @bobmaron fun in the sun, swimming in the pool all day!” Denise Richards wrote.

“Kids, Family, Friends!! What's better?” Charlie Sheen wrote.

“Spent the weekend camping in the desert, surrounded by natural beauty. But no Wi-Fi or 3G. #TheHORROR,” Al Yankovic wrote.

“Techno music hurts & confuses me. The sound of a computer screaming in my ear isn't my cup of tea,” Sarah Silverman wrote.

“Finally got to see Hunger Games last night! It was so so so good!!! Makes me feel like reading the books all over again!,” Lea Michele wrote.

“Aerosmith said it right. ‘I don't wanna close my eyes. I don't wanna fall asleep cause I'll miss you babe... & I don't wanna miss a thing,’” Miley Cyrus wrote.

“My mom: who is the adult in this relationship? Carey and me: crickets,” Pink wrote.

“Sitting in my kitchen. Listening to music. Don't want to go to bed.Was in the studio tonight. Writing tomorrow. Should go to bed. Ok I will,” Taylor Swift wrote.

“One of my fav albums to listen to still is Ashlee Simpson's Autobiography. Please get your pretty ass back to singing love, Nicole ✌Snooki wrote.

“Just saw mark wahlberg at the gym. Good looking man!was kinda geeking out a little;) don't tell Mikey,” Hilary Duff wrote.

“This little ant on my kitchen counter is in a serious hurry. Where the hell is he going? I'll keep you posted,” Ed Helms wrote.

“My dad told his grade-grubbing daughter to ‘take the 'C' and live forever’. The #BestAdvice I ever got and failed to heed in every way...” Julie Bowen wrote.

“Baby is moving around a lot today! Coolest feeling :)” Kristin Cavallari wrote.

“Loooking forward to visiting in Houston about help & hope available for friends & families of alcoholics w/ the Drugs & Alcohol Council.,” Ashley Judd wrote.

“Go to The Happiest Place On Earth til 12am... wake up with splitting headache. Such is life, folks. #maybeitwasTOOhappyforme?” Hayley Williams wrote.

“When will people ever learn NOT to mess with a hormonal pregnant woman? Seriously...don't mess with me. I'm a ticking time bomb,” Kourtney Kardashian wrote.

“Thank u for all the love today regarding our baby news!!! So happy to share this with u all! Woo-hoo!”Giuliana Rancic, who is expecting her first child via surrogate, wrote.