Celebrity Tweets 6/21

Here are what the stars have been tweeting on Thursday, June 21, 2012:

Blake Shelton wrote, “That’s it, I cant sleep… Son of a bitch I can’t sleep!!!!! I’m just so excited about an all new season of ‘What Not To Wear’!!!” He added, “And for Christ sake will somebody get this damn Carly Rae Jepsen song out of my head!!!!! What’s happening to me?!!!”

“So I’m guessing that new Blind Dating show with the Situation is going to be pretty good,” Sara Bareilles wrote.

“is there anything sadder than those kids bullying the elderly bus monitor? But isn’t ‘elderly bus monitor’ just about the WORST idea ever?” Zachary Quinto wrote.

“Dear Liam Neeson: A seagull just took my Wetzel’s Pretzel. Gonna need you to get bloody on this one. Half now, half on completion,” Patton Oswalt wrote.

“I’m old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I’d tell them where to put it,” Dolly Parton wrote.

“I’m gonna go buy a new car by myself. #ShitGirlsDONTSay,” Dane Cook wrote.

“What an incredible night! Thank you all for being so wonderful at the @RoyalAlbertHall! I can’t wait to come back!” Carrie Underwood wrote.

“Drake didn’t steal Rihanna from Chris Brown, he just sampled her,” Seth MacFarlane wrote.

“I need to wrestle something, dammit!” Rainn Wilson wrote.

“Alright NYC, I love you but you behave in the heat the way LA behaves in the rain. I’m staying in!” Josh Groban wrote.

“I slugged two papparrazzi today for not taking my photo,” Steve Martin wrote.

“OMG how hard is it to fill your coffee cup with coffee, actors? Such a movie pet peeve of mine! Also, suitcases. Fill them. #caffinerant,” Felicia Day wrote.

“Got an xray this morning…all good…pulled back muscle ..coconuts getting to big to carry both at once. Awww… #timeflies :( ” Jennifer Lopez wrote.

“No matter how many you’ve reached, or have not, always have a goal! A life without pursuit is short lived…,” Jason Derulo wrote.

“#notetoself enjoy the little things, because one day you may look back and discover they were the big things,” John Stamos wrote.

“Big shout out to my army!! Swear, I love y’all!! I have so many surprises coming for you!! Wow! It really is a #NewDay! Love my @AKFAM!!” Alicia Keys wrote.

“Went to the taping of #KATHY last night! @Ashley_Fink and I haven’t laughed that hard in ages! Such a great episode! Poor @andersoncooper…,” Chris Colfer wrote.

“Hey 17 million Americans! The NBA finals were cancelled tonight. Weird. Suits is on. Maybe give that a try?” Patrick Adams wrote.

“Shame when trade magazines turn tabloid,” Katy Perry wrote.

“Is it just me or does @OneDirection’s ‘One Thing’ sound VERY SIMILAR to the @BackstreetBoy’s ‘I Want It That Way’?” Perez Hilton wrote.

“We have so much free ice cream piling up in the studio these days, I’ve ordered my staff to seek out devastating heartbreaks,” Stephen Colbert wrote.