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Top 10 Reasons Your Man Might Be Gay

By Danielle Costa,
So, you’ve got a gorgeous man wrapped around your arms and he’s caring, funny, sweet, and completely your type...but are you his?

If you’re wondering if your man might be gay, here are ten funny reasons you may want to question his sexuality. However, not every guy who does these things are gay, and if your man does, but is still with you for the long haul, then consider this just a funny article you and he can joke about later on.
 
1. If he’s read the entire Twilight series and likes it...
Yes, these forbidden love stories of two people who are destined to be together despite their obvious differences can be heartwarming. If your guy can sit through an entire series of longing glances, chaste kisses and forbidden touches, then he’s either gay or a book connoisseur. And if it’s the latter, please point him in the direction of authors the likes of Jane Austen and lead him away from the teen reads section.
 
2. He has nicer clothes than you do...
A tight white v-neck can be super-hot, and wearing a pair of Ray Bans or Vans gives a guy just the right amount of cool. However, if your guy’s entire wardrobe consists of name brands and tight fitting clothes that rival even your skinniest skinny jeans, then maybe it’s time to question him on his fashion choices. But hey, if you’re cool with it, embrace your guy’s fashion forward choices and next time he goes shopping, ask him to pick out an outfit for you!

3. Takes more time to get ready than you do...
I’m all for your guy looking his best when he takes you out on the town, but if his "do" takes more time than it takes yours, than maybe there’s a bit of a problem there? Or maybe you are dating a male model and if so then good for you, you let him perfect those model looks of his all he wants, besides you need the perfect arm candy, right?

4. He watches sports for the uniforms...
I love a good football jersey as much as the next girl, but every guy I know could care less about the team’s colors and more about the ridiculous call the referee made after the last play.

5. His iPod is filled with Lady Gaga, Katy Perry or Taylor Swift...
If your guy listens to these singers and nothing else, he’s either playing for the other team or a huge fan of “girl power pop tunes.” Not that a guy can’t love Gaga or Katy’s music, but most of the time, they are admiring their looks and clothes, or lack there of, and not the emotional meanings of their number one hit singles.

6. He knows more about celebrity gossip than you...
Nowadays you can’t walk two feet into a grocery store without being bombarded with celebrity gossip and news, so it’s understandable that your man would know who the Kardashians are or the latest on TomKat’s divorce, however, if he can name all of Britney's freak outs in chronological order, including the “haircut heard around the world,” AKA bald Britney all 2007, then you are either dating an entertainment journalist, or someone who maybe cares a little bit too much.

7. His favorite shows are definition “girly ”...
Who doesn’t love a good episode of Gossip Girl? The whole love triangle between Dan, Serena and Nate is enticing! But, if your man is just as obsessed as you are and can name all of Blaire’s ex-boyfriends, I would swap out his Netflix favorites for some copies of the latest UFC fights or something equally as manly and boring.

8. He has a prettier underwear drawer than you...
Lacy, pretty and frilly underwear should be left for your dresser and the aisles of Victoria Secret. If your guy is partial to the smaller undergarments or the ones that look like a pair of your boy shorts, than it may be time to start digging around for answers...start with that underwear drawer!

9. He is really sensitive...
I’m partial to the musicians with a sentimental side and a heart of gold myself, however, if your guy cries more than you do then he’s probably not just sentimental. You need a strong guy to hold you hand at the end of Titanic when Rose lets go of Jack, and if your guy is busy drying his tears with his trembling fingers, who will do that?

10. If he looks at other guys in THAT way…
This one is quite obvious...It’s one thing for your guy to admire a handsome fellow who happens to walk in his path with a quick glance; it’s another for him to watch him longingly for more than a few seconds. If your guy is noticing the handsome waiter who is serving you dinner more than you are, then there’s definitely something a little off.

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