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UPDATE: This story is not true. The Daily Currant is a satire site.
Republican U.S. senate candidate, Todd Akin, has sparked more outrage today after claiming that homosexuality is curable.
According to Daily Currant, Akin told reporters of KBSI 23 News that when fed breast milk, homosexuality is curable. He states, “Female breast milk - when fed directly to an adult homosexual male daily for at least four weeks - has a 94% chance of permanently curing homosexual perversions."
He adds, "Lesbians can be cured by drinking something else."
Currently, Akin is on the path to rebuild his campaign after making claims two weeks ago that women who are “legitimately” raped will not get pregnant because the body has ways to “try and shut that whole thing down.”
During his interview with Jefff Raskin, Akin voiced his extreme stance on a variety of issues including global conspiracy and of course, homosexuality. Raskin questioned Akin on his stance, and the controversial senate hopeful explained, “This may surprise you Jeff, but I don't think homosexuality is a choice. We evangelicals, we know that it's a disease. But the good news is - we have the cure."
He explains, “The National Institutes of Health has treated hundreds of young men through clinical trials at their headquarters in Maryland. They don't want the public to know because the secular liberal elites have succeeded in brainwashing the public into believing that homosexuality is a positive thing."
"We now know how to purge men of sin and put them on a path towards god. Why can't every gay man in America have that knowledge? Just 4 weeks of live breastfeeding can cure them of their terrible suffering. Why aren't we talking about this?"
So what do Lesbians drink for the cure? Akin responds, “I’ll leave that one to your imagination.”