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With The X Factor and The Voice gearing up for new seasons in the next few weeks, we wanted to take a look at the singers we wish we'd never heard. Not William Hung style. Stars we wish had stuck to their day jobs: making drama.
10. Kevin Federline
Show: Britney & Kevin: Chaotic
Song: "Popo Zao"
K-Fed had two things going for him. 1. Michael Jackson's backup dancer. 2. Somehow convinced Britney Spears to marry him. We were wondering when he'd just fade into the background. Looks like he was ready to go down fighting, except his horrible 'rap' music made everyone run away.
9. Kim Zolciak
Show: The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Song: "Google Me"
Google is never sexy. And Google knows it, which is why they stick to things their good at. Kim on the other hand, was doing the exact opposite. There's a reason "Call Me, Maybe" was the hit of the summer, and "Google Me" went down the drain.
8. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
Reality Show: Jersey Shore
Song: "The Situation"
Self-titled song and album? After a nickname we wonder if you came up with it yourself? Enough said.
7. Tyra Banks
Show: America's Next Top Model
Song: "Shake Ya Body"
Tyra, Tyra, Tyra! Why didn't any of your
Top Model girls talk you out of this horrible song? You should have been sent back to the loft to pack up and go home. You are not in the running to become America's next pop star.
6. Kim Kardashian
Show: Keeping Up With the Kardashians
Song: "Jam (Turn It Up)"
We love to hate the Kardashians. Sometimes they make it too easy, like this horrendous attempt at music by Miss Kim herself. You'd think Kanye would have told her steer clear.
5. Michaele Salahi
Show: The Real Housewives of D.C.
Song: "Bump It"
According to Complex, Michaele was kicked off Celebrity Rehab because she had “no addiction” and “no reason to be there. Haven't we heard that before? Oh right, from the Secret Service.
4. Tila Tequilla
Show: A Shot At Love
Song: "I Love U"
Tila, not only are you super obnoxious, but you have to remind us of it all the time. Really, we're over you.
3. Paris Hilton
Show: The Simple Life
Paris is getting the number 3 spot on our list because not only did almost every song on her album tank(Nothing in this World counts as a song?), but she's tried three comebacks. Including this horrendous attempt at DJing in Brazil this summer.
2. Speidi
Show: The Hills
Song: "Higher"
Oh Heidi Montag. We wanted to like you. We kept rooting for you and Lo and LC to work things out. And then you had to make this music video. We think you and Spencer deserve each other. Maybe instead of all that plastic surgery you should have paid for a real videographer. Or better yet, for someone to tell you not to sing.
1. And Speidi
Show: The Hills
Song: "I'm A Celebrity"
Not only do we hate Spencer Pratt, but we never want to see or hear from him again. He shows up uninvited with something so ridiculous, you wonder if Darwin's 'Survival of the Fittest' theory is being put into question. Spencer gets the number one spot for not only his bad rap, but the even worse title. Sorry Spence, you were never a celebrity.