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Sunday’s Super Bowl between the Ravens and the 49ers was probably the funniest-not-funnest game in years, since more viewers took to Twitter to express the real talk than ever before.

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We had an electrifying halftime show takeover courtesy of Beyoncé and her Destiny's Child bandmates/backup singers, lame Super Bowl commercial breaks and a family affair showdown for the NFL title. But the third-quarter power outage took the cake, knocking out the game for a good half hour and knocked half the Twitterverse onto their phones and laptops.
So, whose fault was it? Buffalo Wild Wings’? Bane’s? Ron Weasley’s?
10. Some Niners fans just really wanted their team to win:
They just said a #BuffaloWildWings employee in San Fran was messing with the switches behind the bar to delay the game. #SuperBowlBlackout
— Marc Colombo (@marccolombo) February 4, 2013
9. Helen Keller made it an #awkwardmoment…
The whole game's been a black out for me... #SuperBowlBlackout
— Helen Keller (@The_HelenKeller) February 4, 2013
8. Sibling rivalries probably got real:
John Harbaugh: "Jim used to turn the Nintendo off when he was losing too." #superbowlblackout
— Andrew Hess (@FreshEpiphany) February 4, 2013
7. PBS politely offered another option for disappointed Bowl viewers:
This might be a good time think about alternative programming. #SuperBowlBlackOut #WeHaveDowntonPBS
— PBS (@PBS) February 4, 2013
6. NBC just can’t handle the synergy—likely Jack Donaghy’s doing:
Ugh, stop trying to make Revolution happen, NBC! #SuperBowlBlackOut
— damianholbrook (@TVGMDamian) February 4, 2013
5. Gingers got (rightfully) blamed:
Ron picked the worst possible time to use his Deluminator. #poweroutage #superbowlblackout
— Harry Potter™ (@ArryPottah) February 4, 2013
4. Some brought back up the past. More awkward:
Talk to the locals. This is a regular occurrence for some in the region. #superbowlblackout
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) February 4, 2013
And again:
Uh, this really is a poor time for a Katrina tribute. #SuperBowlBlackout
— Tim Hall (@timtheredmenace) February 4, 2013
3. The obligatory Beyoncé name-check:
Beyonce's performance was too powerful, blew out all the lights. #superbowlblackout
— Austin&Ally Writers (@AustinAllyRoom) February 4, 2013
1. The Illuminati finally revealed themselves to a dazed and confused public:
The Illuminati Accepts Responsibility for the #superbowlblackout #poweroutage
— The Illuminati (@ThelIluminati) February 4, 2013
It took some work.
A lot of sacrifices were made to us for that #superbowlblackout to happen.
— The Illuminati (@ThelIluminati) February 4, 2013
But it was probably because of a href= http://clin.to/MeEx>this guy:
Obviously, this is what caused the #superbowlblackout. clin.to/MeEx
— Clint Balcom (@clintob) February 4, 2013
#poweroutage2013, never forget.