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Surfing, volleyball and the boys running on the beach while talking about killer animals: Jaws, Loch Ness Monster, Anaconda. Franklin suddenly stops and asks why they are doing “this,” he hates running. Then Charlie runs by and he walks away.
Bash asks her why the counter strike. If you remember, last week he peeps at Rob Lowe’s house and sees her there. I’m sure I wasn’t the only one going what the heck!? She teases him about having a drone fly over and find out that way. It turns out she’s friends with his wife. Yawn. More jealousy banter…
And then the in-depth discussion with the BFF’s about his situation. They tell him they never had a montage – a list of things a couple does when they first get together during the ‘get to know you’ stage. Yeah, they did skip that. But seriously, I’m over Charlie, aren’t you?
Oh, yeah, a knock at the door to disrupt this. ROB LOWE’S assistant…. Interesting!!
Pinder greets him and wants to know why he is knocking instead of sneaking in. Oh, and his name is Greg, not Gary. Pinder seems to have been flying a drone (UAV) over Rob Lowe’s house and now Pindy is being sued for invasion of privacy. He was caught when the UAV was shot down while he was searching for an undelivered package. The FIGHT is on with ROB LOWE!
Damien, back to his old self – although I did like the beach bum thing he had going, didn’t you? – in the office with … discussing a vacancy on the bench. Yet another opportunity for him go for a judgeship.
Call HR, inappropriate questions! KISSING!! ON the desk!! Steamy. Seems like Damien is still a bit loosened up.
How far did it go???? Franklin and Bash run into him as they come into the office that morning and they say he had sex with Rachel. “Closed that deal.” He denies it, but falls for the old zipper’s down trick.
Stanton is very excited to be up against Rob Lowe again. He suggests instead of court, a more manly way of settling things, the Turkish way two mostly naked men covered in olive oil rolling in the grass. Such imagery!
Sadly, the boys plan to go to court and simply say legal, legal, legal – wait you kept personal property marked with a return address from our client. Much better plan.
Here come the courtroom shenanigans. Cue the fan and the drone and the possibility of an app that cut the power to the drone – the same app that allowed Rob Lowe to open their garage and take their boogie boards. Right….
Opposing council agrees to give the drone back IF Pindy surrenders his iPad and computer for forensic analysis. Why does Pindy look nervous?? “This is unacceptable,” he shouts! Franklin covers it with an issue with a fourth amendment violation. The judge, however, doesn’t buy it and says the machines must be submitted for a “narrowly defined search” under the supervision of his court. This has Pindy swallowing bile at the thought his machines would be violated.
Damien is now in front of a committee discussing his career, his original prospects in the field of law – oh, and of course in the field of golf where he accidentally killed Judge Dimsdale. They discuss his uncle hiring him, the fact he has been passed over for promotions to management repeatedly and a Halloween costume of a freshly killed death row inmate. Really, Damien?
But back to Pindy. The results are in – there is no evidence that he was taking pictures of Rob Lowe. Case dismissed. That was too easy, don’t you think?
Stanton pops into court to call out Rob Lowe once last time. This should be interesting.
Pindy is back answering the door, where a gentleman says he’s with the CIB. Pindy assumes he’s from the India Bureau of Investigations, but he’s actually an insurance agent calling about the settlement from the burnt-down house. (you remember, termites, magic paper, fire…) It seems Pindy’s Drone collected quite a montage of his own weird things. And the magic trick he did that caused the fire was on film, so the investigation is reopened.
Greg comes to Infeld and says Rob will meet with him if Stanton gives a sword back that he took, which was a gift from Tom Cruise from the set of The Last Samuri.
Damien enters the office is fuming, and wants to know why his uncle is holding him back yet again, by telling the judicial committee about his Halloween costume. Of course, there is ONE person he told that to…. Oh, SNAP! Rachel is interviewing for the same judgeship!
Music, where is it coming from? It’s Charlie. Holding up a portable speaker. It was much better with John Cusack and a boom box, BTW. Sorry Charlie. (watch Say Anything, you’ll agree) But it was sweet of Carmen to explain things.
Maybe there’s more excitement at the end of summer bash for the summer associates. Eh, not so much. But it looks like Damien’s been drinking. He’s figured out Rachel set him up for failure and announce she had sex with him, “cracked him open like a king crab,” cause that’s where all the sweet stuff is. AWKWARD! Ladies, it’s time to go.
Really boys, ping pong on the desk? Uh, oh insurance agent! Rob Lowe’s name comes up again – it really is a great couch! And all the jests they’ve made about Pindy burning down the house are coming back to bite them in the form of conspiracy to commit fraud.
Pindar has a record from India that involves incendiary devices! LOL just fireworks. But still not good.
Taking a break for pre-goodbye sex and pillow talk. Are they done yet?
Pindar is called in to speak to Rachel, and the three of them are suspended without pay because of the open case against Peter and Jared. The boys ask her if this is goodbye, and she tells them she hopes not, that if her prayers are answered she’d be the judge sentencing them. But alas those prayers were not answered, Celia Merino got the position.
During their hearing, Franklin and Bash manipulate situation to play footage of their investigator obtaining Rob Lowe’s autograph. The details he know about St. Elmo’s Fire, it’s kinda sad actually. Just saying. Methinks the case is dismissed.
Party time! Excellent! What’s up with Damien? Skinny dipping?? Stanton comes in to say the case was dismissed (told you!) because of the investigator stalking Rob Lowe. But he also tells the boys that Pindy called CIB and confessed to starting the fire. He offered to trade jail time for leaving the US to go back to India. Since the case was dropped, he didn’t have to! Phew!
OMG! It’s really ROB LOWE! (finally.) He came to return Pindy’s drone. And in return Pindy compliments his eyes, saying they are as lavender as Liz Taylor’s. Stanton and Rob make up, it’s all a big misunderstanding. MEN!
Until we meet again.