Conversing with Snooki is Like Talking to a Child

Finally, someone with some sense has profiled Jersey Shore’s Snooki. In a recent profile written by Cathy Horyn of The New York Times, Snooki was compared to someone lost in a vegetative state.

Throughout the profile, both Horyn and pop culture expert, Robert Thompson, mocked the reality T.V star’s appearance, personality and intelligence.

Ridiculing her physical physique, Horyn wrote, “She is busty and short-waisted with small legs; sort of like a turnip turned on its tip.”

Further, Horyn shared, “But trying to hold a conversation with Snooki is a little like getting down on your hands and knees with a child. You have to come down to her level, and sometimes you almost think you need to bribe her with a piece of candy to coax her to be more responsive.”

America, meet the idiot you have carelessly fallen in love with.

Even Snooki’s father is confused by her newfound fame. “She'll be up there hooting and hollering, and I'll say to someone, 'What is it that draws you to my daughter? Be honest.' Because it's very hard for me to see what it is. She don't sing. She don't dance. I don't want to say she don't have talent ..."

But clearly, that’s exactly what he’s saying.