Desperate Housewives Season 6 : Extra Juicy!
Really Dirty Laundry
It's incredible how each season the laundry gets dirtier and dirtier. Season six of the epic show, Desperate Housewives, comes back with a massive bang. The lads and ladies of Wisteria Lane never cease to create jaw-dropping moments. Mike and Susan got remarried. As a refresher, Mike and Katherine were supposedly set to wed last season but things took a substantially devastating turn when Susan and her son with Mike, MJ, were in jeopardy.
Evidently Dave was bent on killing them both, to avenge his wife and child who were killed in a car accident by Mike and Susan a few years before. Of course they didn't purposely kill his family but this fellow was deranged to the core. Thus, as a borderline psycho, Dave took it upon himself to believe that Susan and Mike needed to be punished severely. To fast forward, Susan, Mike and MJ end up as a family again, which of course doesn't work out too well for Katherine Mayfair.
What about this season? Well, Katherine's had many pathetic attempts to win Mike back. Seeing her try to scheme her way back into his heart was painful but fairly entertaining to watch. Also on season six is the newest affair on the block. This particular wife is the last person you would think to cheat on her husband.
This naughty scandalous harlot is none other than Bree Hodge. Who is Mrs.Hodge playing with? After Orson and Bree reach the breaking point in their marriage, divorce bells start ringing. After shameless divorce lawyer Carl Mayer, decides to take on Bree's case, their relationship becomes a lot less professional. Yes, it's true, conservative Bree and sleazy Carl are, how you say, bumping crotches.
Like every season, there's some new suspicious neighbors on the block and they might just be my favorite ones yet. Dominick and Angie Boleyn moved to Wisteria Lane with their son, who's name doesn't come to mind for some reason. The big topic at the moment is about Susan's daughter, Julie Mayer, who got strangled one night. All signs regarding Julie's assailant pointed to the Boleyn kid. However, Katherine quickly became the next suspect. Who do you think did it? On top of all of that, Julie revealed that she was having an affair with a married man. Another spoiler for you: Julie was having an affair with Dominick Boleyn!
In other Fairview news, Lynette and Tom are pregnant with twins, again. Lynette deceivingly tries to hide her pregnancy at work, and Tom goes back to college.
Carlos, as all you die-hard fans may already know, got his sight back and the Solices are back to having the rich life again. Gabrielle and Carlos also have their obese, not so cute, daughters to care for. That should be enough season spoilers for now. Tune in next episode for even more juicy scandals. The fun never ends on Wisteria Lane.