Doctors Find Nothing Wrong With Rush Limbaugh

Although conservative U.S. radio host Rush Limbaugh was recently hospitalized in Hawaii for severe chest pains, doctor's reported Friday that they had found nothing wrong with him.

The 58-year-old had an angiogram, an imaging of the arteries and heart, at Honolulu's Queen's Medical Center to investigate the chest pains he had described "like I have never experienced before."

"They found absolutely nothing wrong. It was a blessing. No arterial disease, no coronary disease whatsoever," Limbaugh told reporters.

Limbaugh capitilized on the event by taking a shot at Democrats and their push for healthcare reform. "Based on what happened to me here," he said, "I don't think there is one thing wrong with the American healthcare system. It is working just fine."

So says the multimillionaire.