Heidi and Spencer Pratt on The ViewÑRelationship trouble!

Newlyweds Heidi and Spencer Pratt , known to the pop culture world as Speidi, are famous for their inseparability—and this morning's appearance on The View was no exception. As Heidi Montag, now Heidi Pratt, co-hosted The View in place of Elisabeth Hasselbeck (out on maternity leave), Spencer had a front row seat. And the view the duo gave into their four-month-old marriage was dismal.

Sitting only yards from each other on national television, the two openly discussed their opposing position on children—Heidi wanting a family of 4 or 5 children and Spencer none. Wasn't this something they discussed before marriage? According to Heidi, she thought they would get married first and discuss children later. What a good idea. As the couple generously shared this morning, the controversial topic has left the couple's sex life strained, Heidi making statements on "accidental" pregnancy, and Spencer making snipping hand motions as he referenced a potential vasectomy. While Mr. Pratt said he feared his new wife would poke holes in condoms and Mrs. Pratt said she would wait until her hubby came around—as long as he does—viewers were left dizzy and delighted. The best—but far too late—advice came from guest Private Practice's Amy Brenneman, married to her husband of 14 years, who said "Keep your marriage private." Whoops.