Kris Humphries offered job as adult entertainer

If Kim Kardashian had waited just a little longer, she may not have been so annoyed by Kris Humphries' unemployment status.

TMZ reported Chippendales offered Humphries a job to shake what his mama gave him shirtless on the strip club's stage.

"We figured since he was unemployed and, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Kim Kardashian, a gig at Chippendales might be the perfect job to help restore his faith in women," a Chippendales rep told the site.

Humphries definitely wouldn't make a bad employee. After all, he does have the body of a professional athlete.

The Los Angeles Times reported Humphries' original day job was put on hold when the NBA went into its lockout. However, he was paid for his appearances on E!'s Keeping Up With the Kardashians spin-off, Kim and Kourtney Take New York.

But the 26-year-old definitely isn't in the mood to entertain. He's apparently so distraught over the divorce, that he canceled a paid hosting gig at Las Vegas' Chateau nightclub on Saturday to just stay home.