Paris Hilton Keeps Her Clothes On: For Once

Could it be that Paris Hilton has some dignity after all? It's a hard sell, considering what we know about the socialite airhead. But recent reports say that despite repeated lucrative offers from Playboy magazine, Paris has turned them down, with the dubious response "I'm Paris Hilton" as motivation. Too bad being Paris Hilton hasn't stopped her from starring in her own clandestine pornographic film, or from revealing pretty much every inch of her bare skin in various teeny-tiny dresses.

Perhaps the infamous hotel heiress is trying to build some credibility for the release of her upcoming album. (Or not.) Reportedly the album has a song on it called "It's Like That" where Paris unabashedly describes herself removing her clothing. The enchanting lyrics are as follows: "Gonna lose my clothes / You like that, don't you / Let's get exposed / You know you want to." Yes, those are the lyrics, and please don't expect A-list vocals from Miss Hilton. Even album producer Scott Storch has a hard time standing up for his singer, dismissing claims that Paris can't sing, with "It's not necessarily about being a God-given virtuoso." Ouch.