Paris Hilton's Last Supper

After making an appearance last night at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards, Paris Hilton surrendered herself to police to begin her 23-day jail sentence for violating probation. She was surrendered miles away from the actual jail where she will be doing time because of the numerous paparazzi at the scene. Hilton will be in solitary 23 out of 24 hours of the day, getting out only one hour a day to shower, use a phone, and watch TV.

Paris's last public appearance at the awards show before becoming Inmate #9818783 should have been fun, but poor Paris never gets a break. The heiress looked visibly shaken by host Sarah Silverman's joke that the bars would be "painted to look like penises." Silverman, amidst tremendous applause and laughter, went on to say that she worried Paris would "break her teeth on those things." Ah, what a nice way to end your free life as you know it.

Anybody interested in having a prisonmate penpal can send letters to Ms. Hilton at this address, courtesy of the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department Inmate Information Center:

Paris Hilton, #9818783PO BOX 86164Terminal AnnexLos Angeles, CA 90086-0164