Rock Of Love Recap!
It started off with a bang as Daisy went back to Bret's room and spent the night with him, making the rest of the girls jealous and insecure. The girls reflected that Daisy was easy. This just in, you girls are on Rock of Love... did you expect any of the girls to be hard?
For the challenge the girls split into two teams to build bikes, the pink team led by Peyton and the black led by Inna. The pink team took the lead but as most of the pink just sat around looking pretty the black won by actually remembering that the gas line has to be connected to something.
Inna went on the solo date with Bret and Bret literally purred about his love claiming, "I'm hot on Inna," I think his purring said enough. He did not need words.
Did I mention that while Bret is out on his date, the team who lost's captain and worst mechanic has to wash his bike with a toothbrush in bikinis... wouldn't Bret want to be watching this? When he returns he admires the bike and the girl's assets.
Meanwhile Aubry thinks Bret might not be into her, subconsciously, and takes Bret aside so she can tell him. She explains, "I'm a karaoke host, I know people." Yeah... that tells me how you can see into someone's subconscious.
After this slightly psychotic talk, Kristie Joe feels it's her turn to tell the rest of the girls she has problems and ask the girls, who hate her, for advice. Is it any coincidence that these two are friends? Kristie Jo took her concerns to Bret and cried about how she shouldn't be here, because she can only give 50 or 70 percent. Bret shrugs it off and says she's pretty but "you can't make someone love you if they don't."
The group date includes pinup 50s photo shoots. Most were excited but some were not; like Megan, "I don't want to look like I'm from the 50s... I'm in my 20s, I'm 22." The girls look sexy and then they eat and talk. Bret does a little gossiping about Kristie Joe and calls her fake and "whatserface"! Oh no! Aubry takes this straight to Kristie Joe who gets pissed and then cries to Bret. Where did her anger go? Who knows but Bret cured her! She wants to be with him, now. Just in time for elimination.
Easy Daisy got the first pass. As did 7 other girls until it came down to the best friend psychos Kristie Joe and Aubry. Aubry can't stand watching Kristie Joe hurt and throws herself to the road, ending her own tour. She says "If Bret and I are supposed to have a chance, we will. We're in the same city." But before the end, it is revealed that Aubry's tour really would have ended. She made a scene for nothing, or for her fifteen minutes of fame. Next week mud and weather trampled football! Score!
Still trying to figure out who is who? Or just wondering where the next Lacey or Heather is on the show? Don't worry you can catch Rock of Love on VH1 on Sundays at 9 pm and in repeats throughout the week.