Rock of Love for the Troops
After last week's emotional good-bye to what I've deemed the "old chicks," it's hard to see who's going to bounce out of the Rock of Love house next.
The girls began the show with a lesson in entertaining from some old chicks, but not the ones who left, real old chicks who perform for U.S. Troops. They learned they would be putting on a USO show. Some girls decided to dance, some girls decided to sing, but all decided to make a fool of themselves. Oh, and Megan and Jessica decided to hula hoop while botching the Declaration of Independence.
The performance started with Kristie Joe and Ambre doing an overemphatic tap dance. It continued as the hula hoop sisters began with a little bit of stripping to go with the Declaration of Independence. The stripping didn't end there as Inna and Destiny decided to forgo their dance routine for stripping. Realizing the stupidity of this, Bret said, "[The Vets] have seen some really horrific things before, but watching Destiny and Inna may have been the most horrific." But Bret hadn't yet experienced Daisy's attempt at "The Star Spangled Banner." How hard is it to read the words from a piece of paper Daisy? And the winners turned out to be the classy strippers, Megan and Jessica.
After the show, Bret decided to have a dinner party with all the girls. Bret really wanted to start some drama, so he asked for the girls to tell him who shouldn't be there. At first, no one would mention the elephant in the room, which annoyed Bret, who wanted honesty. Then Ambre came up to the plate. She told Bret that Kristie Joe "is on a fa?ade." A big to-do began, as Kristie Joe got angry at Destiny for agreeing with Ambre and asking her to declare her love for Bret - it gets so close to a girl fight. Please, oh please, we haven't had any great fights this season; remember all the fights Lacey started? I miss her. Before it could really go anywhere, Bret called it a night, he didn't want the drama ... but didn't he ask for it?
Before he hit the hay though, Bret decided to go talk to a crying Kristie Joe. ... Boring. He declared again that, "I love crazy girls but this one might be a little too crazy for me." Then get rid of her! Her crazy is not creating entertaining drama! She got to take a trip to his room anyway.
The winner's date was a trip to a T-shirt shop to make some rockin' t-shirts. They really were some great T-shirts, a little revealing if you aren't trying to be a groupie on a dating show, but hot. After the t-shirts, the girl got to eat with Bret and let Bret know that Inna wasn't the nicest person to the old ladies.
Elimination began with all the girls hoping Kristie Joe was getting the boot, but most also feared they might get kicked off for sharing their feelings. He first called Ambre, who is stunned, but she was the one who was honest with him about the psycho. Then Destiny got a pass, the second one who stood up to Kristie Joe. Third was Jessica and fourth was Megan - the hula-hooping strippers. Two passes left and Daisy gets the first one. It had gotten down to the psycho and the inappropriate with old people stripper. In this struggle Inna was called down first (like last time) but this time it was to end her tour. Darn the psycho is still here. Watch next week on VH1 at 9 p.m. on Sunday to see if we finally get rid of the psycho!