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Home : Features : People : Michael Lohan to Sell Paternity Tests, the Rest of His Dignity



Michael Lohan to Sell Paternity Tests, the Rest of His Dignity
4-Jul-2008
Written by: Jonathan Drew Turner

Lindsay’s dad outdoes himself in the scumbag sweepstakes.

In a slimy and not at all surprising move, Michael Lohan is planning to sell the paternity test that may or may not prove he has another daughter.

Lohan, father of Lindsay and estranged ex of reality TV nut job Dina Lohan, says he wants $10k if the test is negative and $20k if it's positive. He also plans on selling the photos of the first meeting between himself and Ashley Kaufmann, his would-be child.

Well, at least if Ms. Kaufmann is indeed his daughter, he'll have a leg up on the retroactive child support. Thank you, Mr. Lohan. Your embodiment of American entrepreneurial spirit is inspiring.



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