The Gospel According to Madonna

Pop singer Madonna has issued a list of twelve instructions to be followed by her estranged husband, film director Guy Ritchie, while their two children, Rocco, 8, and adopted son David, 3, spend time with him in the U.K.

The Daily Mail reports that the list includes instructions to prevent the boys from reading newspapers and watching TV or discussing the separation with their father. While in London, the boys must adhere to a diet of macrobiotic vegetarian organic meals and Kabbalah water.

Ritchie has also been instructed to take measures to prevent the boys from being photographed with him or any "friends" he has acquired since the separation, a hypocritical request as young Rocco was seen wearing a Yankees T-shirt - the baseball team of Madonna's rumored new love interest, Alex Rodriguez - just days after the split was made public, says the paper.