Doesn't Need To Be Hit One More Time: Britney Spears Is "Worst-Dressed"

Brittany Spears has topped the charts again: only this time, the list is the 46th annual "Worst Dressed List." Mr. Blackwell, a former fashion designer, judges the grotesque cream of the crop, headed by Spears, who he describes as "Couture Chaos" and "Tacky Terror," Mary-Kate Olsen ("Depressingly decayed"), Jessica Simpson ("a cut-rate Rapunzel - slingin' hash in a Vegas diner"), Lindsay Lohan ("The Teen Scream... [who's] aged 30 years overnight"), as well as the ever-present, ever-tacky, Paris Hilton ("Yesterday's cheesecake with a side of kitsch"). Other notable runner-ups include Anna Nicole Smith ("Queen Kong") and Renne Zellweger ("A painted pumpkin on a pogo stick").