Hasbro Pulls Plans for "Pussycat Dolls" Dolls
Don't'cha wish your toy company was hot like them?
Whatever they promised the Pussycat Dolls, we hope it wasn't that they'll "Stickwitchu."
After announcing plans to make dolls based on the risque burlesque act turned "singers," Hasbro has come to its senses and will not be making Pussycat Dolls.
The scandalous-doll market must not be what it used to be! On the other hand, no band whose latest hit song is called "Beep" (presumably for what they COULDN'T call it) really ought to be getting into the toy market.