Chevy Chase

I was at a Bruce Sprinsteen concert at MSG when I went to the men's room and who walks in right behind me, but Chevy Chase. As we used adjoining empty urinals, everybody's welcoming Mr. Chase with hearty laughs and compliments. One fellow hollers out requesting an autograph at the same time as we were beginning to 'stream,' Chevy quips: 'My hands are kind of busy, but if you want one right now, you better get some paper towels ready." Everyone cracked up. When I got back to my seat and told my wife what just happened, she asked me cattily if I snuck a peak over to his urinal stall (I didn't, I'm not that interested in how 'manly' Chevy is). The she says, "Darn it, too bad you didn't have the camera with you." To take a picture of what?