Larry King

I was working at a supermarket in L.A. A woman came through my line buying only a bunch of bananas. The next guy in line, a kind of sleezy unshaven beatnik, looks at her as she's leaving and says, "Well, she's gonna have fun tonight." As that guy is getting ready to leave, we both look back at the next person coming up to my line. It's Larry King. All he's buying is an eggplant. The beatnik says, "Man, I hope he can handle that."