Jean Claude Van Damme
I met Jean Claude without realising it.
At Gatwick Airport, London, there is a store that has the casts of various celebrities' hands set in cement outside. Being a Jean Claude Van Damme fan, I put my hand in the cast where his hand had been. I heard someone laughing, but I didn't care.
It wasn't till I stood up and looked round that I saw Jean Claude himself had laughed at me. I was sooooo gutted.
