Tom Cruise

I went to the airport a few hours early for a flight home to visit family--just to see if I could catch an earlier flight. The agent at the desk denied my request, and I left. They must have "red flagged" my name as a troublemaker, because when I returned for my scheduled flight, I was shocked at what happened. Security grabbed my arm and bag, and dragged me away...literally, like a terrorist. They explained their bull crap story walking me briskly, that my flight was "overbooked," and since I hadn't called to confirm my seat, I would have to wait in their private room while they found me a seat. Meanwhile, they took EVERYTHING from me (wallet, license, money) except a magazine I had in my hand. They basically suspected me of foul play for trying to change my flight and were checking up on me while keeping me under surveillance. I was put in a room with a table, some chairs, two security guards and two random guys. One of the guys keep giving me funny looks while I was reading my magazine--and while I ignored him, the other looked vaguely familiar. Having just seen Black Hawk Down the night before, this guy seemed like one of the actors in it. I kept looking at him until finally I asked, "Aren't you that guy in Black Hawk Down?" This seemed to really alarm the other guy with him, who seemed at this point to be making even more of a reaction to me just ignoring him. He said yes-- and as it turns out it was Eric Bana! Meanwhile, the other guy is still looking at me with an appearance of amazement-- as Eric and I continue talking. I ask why he is in town, and he responded saying that it was for the Seattle International Film Festival. He said "Yeah. Me and Tom here