Gene Simmons and Steven Tyler

Aerosmith and Kiss were suppose to perform in Michigan during the "super blackout." They were stuck at the same hotel I was staying in -- no power, no performance. So, the hotel whipped out all of its fancy food since it was melting and the "stars" were hungry. I stood in line between Gene Simmons and Steven Tyler. Gene Simmons (mega-flirt) turned and said a few words to me -- which I didn't pay much attention to. Then, trying to get my attention, he tried to make a joke. Simmons asked, "Do you know what women do with their assholes?" I said, "No, but I'm dying to find out." He said, "They put them to work." So I said, "So, are you telling me you're working?" He said,"Yeah, I'm working all week." Then, Steven Tyler, a really nice guy, turned to me and said a few nice words about the hotel's efforts and asked me if I knew what a certain dessert was. It was pretty cool!