Bruce Willis
9-Feb-2006
Written by: Christy Simpson
Ran into a chain-smoking, Mr. Willis at the airport
In 1998, I was having a smoke with my friend outside of the Heartfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport when we spotted a short, stocky man, sporting a blonde-dyed doo, cowboy boots, jeans, and a blazer. (What was he thinking?) He also had on shades and was chain-smoking Marlboro Reds. He was cocky, even from a distance, leaning on the wall with one foot up. For the sake of brevity (ha), I'll get to the good stuff. I instantly knew who it was and turned to my friend to make my celebrity-sighting known before striding over to the Skycap to borrow a pen. Walking over to Mr. Willis, my friend rambled incoherently about how cool he is blah, blah, blah, until I curtly told her to "be cool" and finally made the introduction. "Mr. Willis? It's nice to meet you." He looked over at us over his sunglasses and slowly took a last drag of his cigarette before tossing it, still lit, into the trash bin. He then jabbed his hand out with effort snorting, "Nice to meet 'cha." At with that, he spun around, grabbed his briefcase and was off.
It was as he turned away that I noticed that this "big movie star" had no butt whatsoever. His rear-end was completely flat. I know it's somewhat anti-climatic but it's startling. The image of the former heart-throb swaggering away with sagging jeans will stay with me forever.
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