Chelsea Clinton

I was working at the airline and I checked her in. She came up to me and started with the story - my ticket does not match my ID. I had not recognized her. I read her the rules about tickets and told her I would charge her a hundred dollars to change the ticket to her name. She then said I am Chelsea Clinton. I looked at her hard and said Oh, yes you are. Duh... You could have picked my face up from off the floor.