Ozzy Osbourne
29-Dec-2006
Written by: LaPaula Fyffe
Bat head biters unite!
I was in LA having porcelain veneers applied to my teeth to make my smile beautiful. I had been in the dentist chair for several hours and was having my own teeth filed down to sharp points in order to have the veneers placed over them, it had been several hours already and I was in severe pain. I heard a lot of shuffling and mumbling outside of my little room. My dentist started talking to someone and sat me up in the chair. When I turned around, Ozzy Osbourne was standing there, I said hello and gave him a great big smile. At the same time, I happened to catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and was horrified. I had black circles around my eyes where my eyeliner had run and my teeth looked like something out of a horror film, they were sharp points any vampire would admire. I just shut my mouth and turned the other way. I'm sure I scared the hell out of him. After I relaxed a little and the humiliation started to fade, I thought about what I should have done. I should have just shook his hand and asked him if he needed any new members in his band, lol.
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