Chuck Norris
And I thought I hit him hard
When I was 16, I was dating a girl who's father did the accounting for Charles Bronson. One year, I was invited to his Christmas party. Many celebs were there, but the real "brush" was when I was waiting in line for drinks. At one point I go to turn around. I had my elbows out, and I thought I was turning kind of fast and hard. My elbow went squarely into Chuck Norris' chest ... he didn't even slow down, but just kept going as if a fly bounced off. Talk about crushing a teenage boy's ego!