Chuck Norris

Growing up in a small town I heard all kinds of rumors, and one of them was that Chuck Norris had married a local gal from our community and supposedly they owned a summer house in town, but I never gave it much thought. Well one day while working at the local grocery store I was ringing up a lady's groceries. I looked down to check the code on some produce and when I looked up again Chuck Norris was standing right beside her with his arm around her. I thought, "Hey that's Chuck Norris, where did he come from?"; then I went back to ringing up the groceries as if it was no big deal and I saw movie stars every day. That was an interesting experience.