Michael Jordan

I MET MICHAEL BEFORE HE RETIRED AS I WAS AT HIS LAST GAME AND DANG IT FOR ME NOT HAVING MY PICTURE TAKEN BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD NOT COME OUT AND MAKE ME UGLY! I ALSO MET MIKE SHANNON, THE FORMER CARDINAL WHO IS NOW BROADCASTING THEIR GAMES AND HE DOES NOT LIVE FAR FROM ME! MY DIME'S WORTH OF FAME IS WHEN I GOT MY PICTURE TAKEN BY A LOCAL NEWSPAPER AS I BEGGED 28 BOXES OF STUFF FOR AN IRAQ PLATOON MY CITY ADOPTED!