Chuck Norris

I was at BWI airport waiting to pick up a limo customer for the 2000 presidential inauguration when I had to relieve myself. I went in the men's room which had a line to use the urinal. I overheard a conversation between 2 of the people using the 3 urinals which led me to believe they were celebrities. When my turn came to use the urinal in the middle, I got a glimpse of who it was, Chuck Norris. What could I do now? Ask him how's it hanging? I couldn't come up with a way to introduce myself, so I stood within 2 feet of the red-haired martial arts man and never got to meet him.