7. 7UP-“Mr. Squeaky” (Super Bowl XXXIII-1999)
I'm not sure if I even have to explain why this commercial was chosen for this list, especially if you've already seen the commercial. It started out as if it had potential, but then I just got really cheesy, and all I took from the commercial is that store owner did not tolerate theft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1sAuDE9n4I