At the diner, Max and Caroline complain about how some customer paid them in Monopoly tips, and even with that, the person under tipped the waitresses.

Han interrupts Max and Caroline by appearing in a baseball uniform get-up. The waitresses get their jokes in, while the sexual innuendos come pouring in when Oleg emerges from the kitchen.

Han tries to get the gang to play baseball for the restaurant league, but no one seems to want to play, except for Caroline, who enthusiastically chimes in that she has a great arm.

Little does Han know that Caroline is too good as she throws and hits Han’s crotch. You would think that Han wore a cup, but the poor boss walks away in pain.

Caroline, about to visit her father in prison, asks Brian the security guard how Martin Channing is doing for a man, who is set for life in prison.

Max, who tags along, asks Brian if he has witnessed any cliché prison dangers lately to which Brian replies that this is white-collar prison.

When Martin sees his daughter and Max, he jokes to them that he wants them to help break him free, but in reality, he wanted to see the girls to tell them that Sandra Rosenthal, who had previously worked for him, is writing a tell-all book on him.

“A million dollars?” Max exclaims. “How much can I get for a tell-all about Caroline? Chapter one: Sleep Farts.”

In addition, the woman is about to go on Piers Morgan’s show for an interview. Caroline is quick to volunteer to defend her father by going on the show to refute any of the woman’s claims.

However, Martin asks Caroline to leave the room specifically to talk to Max about the big draw in the book. Sandra claims that Martin has a small junk, and an uncertain Martin wants Max to relay that falsehood to Caroline.

While riding the subway, Caroline wants Max to tell her what her father wanted to speak to Max about, but Max is uncomfortable with telling Caroline. But when Max gives in, the announcement is slightly censored when a sports team enters the subway disrupting Max before Caroline finally finds out.

Over at the diner, Sophie walks in blurting out how she knows about Martin Channing’s embarrassing tidbit.

Caroline, who had complained about her stress, receives a massage from an eager Han. When Sophie offers Max and Caroline a free spa trip, Han is still massaging Caroline unbeknownst to Caroline.

The spa provides a quiet stress-free environment for Caroline and Max, despite Caroline initially chitchatting, but nothing beats Hurricane Sophie, who enters the quiet room like everyone is deaf around her.

The woman, who had earlier shushed Caroline, shushes Sophie, yet Sophie hilariously retaliates.

When Caroline spots the woman, who has written the tell-all book, she feels the need to know her opponent’s agenda to one up her during the interview.

Sophie helps Caroline out by distracting the masseuse, while Caroline and Max attempt to give Sandra a hot-stone massage, but when Sandra discovers that the duo has replaced her masseuse, she threatens Caroline by saying that she could claim that Caroline was touching her inappropriately.

Sophie walks into the massage room and saves the day, but will Caroline be so lucky when she faces off with Sandra on Piers Morgan’s show?

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