Below are some of the best celebrity tweets from Tuesday, May 28:
“joke- noun 1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or prankish act”
“light·heart·ed Function: adjective 1 : free from care, anxiety, or seriousness : happy-go-lucky 2 : cheerfully optimistic” -Adam Levine, referring to his comment of “I hate this country” during The Voice.
“If you find yourself too serious to just have fun with music then unfollow me and go back to playing video games and spying on your sister.” -Blake Shelton
“You must be doing it right @Amanda Bynes.” -Gucci Mane
“The new passive aggressive. Following someone but never giving them the satisfaction of RTing them.” -Dane Cook
“How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. #ClassicJokeTuesday.”
“How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. Unique up on him. “ClassicJokeTuesday.” -Ellen DeGeneres
“Just saw a commercial Alec Bladwin wasn't in!” -Rainn Wilson
“trying to talk myself out of crawling out of bed and getting a bowl of cookie dough … I surrender. Peanut butter ice cream and cookie dough...can't be beat.” -Ryan Seacrest
“I dnt thnk Bizarre Foods on travel,should b allowed on air.It's gross and involves animal cruelty. Dnt care if my tweet receives "backlash.” -Kaley Cuoco
“Walnuts, you can fuck off out of my banana bread.” -Anna Kendrick
“We play Glendale AZ tonight. Gonna try to break my record of 'how high I can jump off the stairs w/ out injuries'.” -Taylor Swift