Here are some of the best celebrity tweets from Tuesday, June 4:
“Did you hear the rumor about the peanut butter? I don't wanna spread it. #ClassicJokeTuesday” -Ellen DeGeneres
“I❤my tattoos. I hate when ppl say "what about when ur 90?"By that time I probably won't give a shit cause ill prolly be sitting in my shit.” -Snooki
“Liam Helmsworth is the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth other than Tanz Watson. FYi!” -Amanda Bynes
“Somewhere there's a woman named Dawn Draper and I feel truly sorry for her. #MadMen” -Rainn Wilson
“My seester @HaylieDuff is the smartest women I know. Want to/need to/ be just like her #bigbrains” -Hilary Duff
“I know you're excited to go to Australia @hartluck but can we PLEASE shut off 'Chopper' and GO TO BED!!!!!!” -Pink
“In 10 years, my wife and I have never gone to bed angry. Thanks, couch and spare pillow.” -Conan O’Brien
“I'm not skinny enough for abs. Not fat enough to get big. #medicorekidproblems.” -Vinny Guadagnino
“Your LinkedIn invitation causes me to reevaluate our friendship.” -Zach Braff
“What?!!! Aaahhh!! BFFs!!! I've gotta go lie down now. I'm way too excited. "@TheEllenShow: Shout out to my new BFF, @OliviaMunn. Hey girl!" -Olivia Munn