Farrah Abraham can forget about meeting with actor Charlie Sheen in person. The actor reportedly sent the former Teen Mom star a rejection letter, calling her a “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua” and criticizing her porn film.
As we previously reported, TMZ had published screenshots of the text messages Abraham was trading with the Anger Management star. Abraham at first suggests that they go for coffee or arrange a playdate for their kids. Sheen suggests that “Coffee is for amateurs and grandma,” so Abraham invited him to an event. He couldn’t go and they suggested that they would find a free moment in their busy schedules to meet up.
But it looks like that in-person meeting will never happen now. In a letter that TMZ also published, Sheen accuses Abraham of giving TMZ the texts, which he did not give her permission to do.
“I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us,” he wrote. “Congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.”
That was just the beginning for Sheen, who said that her daughter “must be so proud.” He continues, “Please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.”
Before saying goodbye, the actor has one more insult: “oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.”
Wow. Abraham, it looks like Sheen found a leftover Torpedo of Truth and sent it to you.
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