Charlie Sheen has lashed out at Teen Mom and newly minted porn star, Farrah Abraham, after she leaked a string of text messages that revealed a flirtatious relationship between them.
Abraham first reached out to the 47-year-old actor last month in the hopes of getting a guest spot on his show Anger Management, we reported yesterday.
Things quickly escalated when, in a single text, Abraham suggested a play date with their children and extended an invitation to a porn star-studded birthday party.
Sheen playfully replied, “That is quite the spectrum to navigate, young lady” and Abraham quipped, “My life is a wide spectrum.”
Just one day after these texts were leaked, TMZ reports that Sheen has torn Abraham a new one in a rejection letter that begins, “Hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua.”
The letter continues, “I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. Congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. Your daughter must be so proud.”
Sheen didn’t let up, writing, “Please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. The world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.”
Sheen finished up by telling Abraham she had “tranny boobs” and a “five o’ clock shadow.”
Abraham has yet to respond to Sheen’s public, unabridged shaming.