The dance drama was taken in front of a live studio audience yesterday when Dance Moms executive producer Jeff Collins hosted part two of Dance Moms Chatter.

Jeff sat down for a night of gossip with the one and only Abby Lee Miller along with “super fan” guests comedian Alec Mapa and blogger Nadine Rajabi.
The guest fans got right down to business with a question we’ve all been itching to know the answer to: is Abby off the market?
“There’s a rumor that you and the bus driver are doing it,” Nadine blurted.
Abby scoffed at that remark, but she did confess that although she isn’t officially dating anybody, she has someone who “cares about her in LA.”
Unfortunately, Abby wouldn’t divulge any more details about who that someone might be, but we did get to see some dating clips from past episodes, including the speed dating event the moms set her up on, as well as Abby’s blind lunch date – which turned out to be with a former stripper who infamously described himself to Abby as “180 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.” No wonder Abby is holding off on dating!
After a brief intermission, dance mom Melissa joined the stage, who is the proud mother of 9-year-old Mackenzie and 10-year-old Maddie, who Melissa and Abby raved over as the team’s star dancer.
Dance Moms musical parody (below). Abby and Melissa were good sports, laughing along as they were made fun of throughout the song, which is aptly named “Top of the Pyramid.”


After they had their fill of the musical number, Jeff allowed the super fan guests ten seconds each to ask Abby anything they wanted. Nadine took the opportunity to ask Abby who is the worst dressed mom.
“Kelly,” Abby replied without pause.
Alec used his allotted time to ask Abby how she can teach dance without moving at all herself.
Abby’s response was, “Because I’m damn good.”
Jeff then showed some clips of best dances in past episodes, including Chloe and Maddie’s “Black Swan” duet and Maddie’s “Helen Keller” solo.
Alec commented that he always enjoys Abby’s theme dances, such as “The Last Text” which showed opposition to texting and driving. Alec took his own hand at choreography when he suggested a themed dance where the girls dress as missiles from North Korea. Alec even offered himself to portray the role of Kim Jong Un. He went on to suggest another dance themed as gluten allergies where the girls dress as spaghetti and attack an intestinal tract. Maybe Alec should stick to his day job.
To wrap up the night, Jeff showed some clips of Abby busting a move, featuring the drag queen walk she once demonstrated for the girls and her dancing with headphones at the dance studio’s front desk.
Before they ended, Nadine had one last question for Abby: where would Abby place her on the pyramid?
“I’d say the middle tier,” Abby speculated. “But then again I haven’t met your mother.”
Next week, Abby and the girls will be back in the studio training for their next competition. Don’t miss it next Tuesday on Lifetime at 9/8 central.
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