Victoria is on the couch upset about Emmett’s arrest and decides to call a shopping channel and order 500 space saving bags for him since there is not enough room in his jail cell. Melanie puts an end to the shopping channel and suggests Victoria do some work as an on air spokesperson for the kidney foundation and Good Morning America.
At work Joy’ s boss Bob gives her an assignment, where she has to trap a married man by pretending to fall down and then have him catch her and as a thank you she will ask him out for a drink.
Back at the house the Good Morning America spot is happening with Victoria and the doctor from the kidney foundation. They show a picture of a little girl named Lisa who needs a kidney. Victoria says that she would give her kidney to Lisa if she could, and the Doctor says that she can actually donate. Victoria says she can’t because she is an adult and Lisa is a child, secretly she doesn’t want to donate because she only made the comment to look good. To help her out of her predicament Melanie offers to get tested as well to see if she can donate her kidney to Lisa instead.
Meanwhile Joy is sitting at the bar in the restaurant trying to trap a married man and her ex Sean comes in. Seeing him she gets distracted from her work and goes to talk to him and he invites her to join him for dinner. Bob comes in and tells her to stop flirting with Sean and to get back to work. She goes back to the bar and kisses the married man while Bob takes a picture.
At the house Melanie gets a call from the doctor who says that Victoria is a match to give Lisa her kidney. Victoria is upset because the surgery is going to leave a scar and she doesn’t want to give up her kidney.
The next night while hanging out at the restaurant Bob runs into Sean at the bar and talks video games with him. They realize that they actually have a lot in common, which is the beginning of their bromance. When Joy shows up for her date with Sean, Bob worms his way onto their date, and tells Joy what a great guy Sean is.
At the house Victoria is working on finding a way to not give up her kidney, and then gets a call from the hospital letting her know that they decided to use the kidney of a younger donor, so she is very relieved.
The next day at work Joy has to talk to Bob about backing off of his friendship with Sean, so Bob decides to slow it down and gives Sean the infamous “ it’s not you, it’s me speech”, and dumps him.
While at home Lisa, the little girl who needs a kidney, comes over to hang out with Victoria, and tells her to not waste time and marry Emmett. Victoria then gets a text from the hospital saying that they ran more tests and that her kidney is a better match for Lisa than the other donors. This actually makes her happy and she decides to give her kidney to Lisa. Elka is shocked by this because she had placed a bet that Victoria wouldn’t actually go through with it.
At the office, Sean shows up to take Joy out, and he and Bob have an awkward exchange; like a couple who have broken up. Joy thanks Bob for keeping away from Sean.
After her kidney surgery Victoria is acting like a complete diva so the girls decide that it would be pretty easy to poison her.