Actress Anna Kendrick has been taking Hollywood by storm recently with her head turning roles in blockbusters Pitch Perfect, Up in the Air, and 50/50. However, one thing that most people do not know about the actress is that she is absolutely hilarious! Kendrick shows this mostly through her Twitter account, @AnnaKendrick47. In Kendrick’s Twitter bio, she describes herself as “Pale, awkward and very very small. Form an orderly queue, gents. Location: probably by the food.” The actress goes on to tweet about everything from her everyday life, to her roles in plays and movies, to food, to tweets at other celebrities. Her tweets are clever and funny, and are certainly a pleasure to read for her one and a half million followers. In honor of the actress’ 28th birthday on August 9, here is a list of her top ten funniest tweets. Happy birthday, Anna Kendrick! Stay hilarious!
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I had a dream that adult Happy Meals were a thing.... and then I woke up... starving. Well played, dream advertising company. #BigBrother
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 24, 2012
9.
Am I the only one who always wanted to give Trix to the rabbit?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 22, 2012
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Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes "say masturbate, it'll be hilarious"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 24, 2012
7.
Age 18, a guy at a party asked if he could come home with me. Thinking he was homeless, I tried to book him a hotel room. #naive #truestory
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 1, 2013
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Why is fancy clothing always way too long? Do women get taller as they get richer? Cause if so, mama's gotta make that paper. #ShortyMcgee
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 3, 2013
5.
Best way to make friends w a celebrity: say something like "Channing is a really silly name" so they know ur not intimidated by them #ProTip
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 14, 2013
4.
Thought for the day: If I were going to take a naked picture of myself, I would at least clean my room first.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 10, 2012
3.
If I could make one wish for the world it would be that "door close" buttons in elevators were actually functional. #ThenWorldPeaceIGuess
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 8, 2012
2.
I hate it when you can tell a comedian has done something just to put it in his act. Like going on a blind date, or having kids.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 10, 2012
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Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013
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