The women get together to start the show and greet the audience before they start taping, and they spot Kirstie Alley standing in the shadows. Valerie Bertanelli tells her to come join them on stage. When she does, she starts plugging her new show that will premiere in December called Kirstie. In the process she asks the girls what has happened during the last four years of their show and a guy on the set says that he will tell her and clips of the previous four seasons, along with a narration start.
After they come back from a commercial break Kirstie says that that was good information but she wants to know some of the juicy details that go on behind the scenes. And then another clip starts of some of the crazy stuff that goes on. They then go to a commercial.
Once back from the commercial she starts asking about their love lives and how they keep up with men. Then another clip starts showing all of their crazy antics with men from the last four seasons and how they handle relationships. They then go to commercial.
Coming back from commercial Kirstie wants to know what the secret is to their success, at this point the girls say that it’s a combination of hard work, determination, respect and lots of shots of alcohol. And then clips are shown of how they mess up their lines, have fun behind the scenes and other things. Then another commercial hits.
After this last commercial they talk to Kirstie about what the name of her show will be and she says that it will simply be called “Kirstie”. The girls say that there are other names that are good like Joy, Melanie, Victoria, or even Ostrovsky. The girls then get cued to sit down so that they can start filming their show and they sit there in silence. A producer tells Betty White that it’s time for her to speak her lines. She forgets and starts cursing. At that point Kirstie Alley steps up and starts plugging her show again and the show ends.