Tina Fey dished about motherhood during an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman on Wednesday night.
Fey had her first child, a daughter Alice in 2005 and didn’t have her next child, Penelope, until 2011. She talked about her daughters, saying they couldn’t be more different.
"I'm stupid! I thought, 'Well, they're both girls. Why are they so different? They're two different people,” she said, NBCNews reports.
Although Letterman mused it “might be too early to pass that judgment,” Fey wondered: "The little one is such a … she might be a sociopath.”
She told a story, explaining "I was giving her a bath one night, and she was overtired — in her defense — and I said, 'OK, bath time over.’ She got real mad that I took her out of the bath. ... She looked me square in the eyes, and with two tiny little hands, choked me."
She laughed, "It’s so funny because they’re not strong enough to kill you. Not yet. Try again in a couple of years, Penelope!"
LA Times reports she also told Letterman about an officer burglary, in which someone broke into her office and stole her laptop full of television show ideas.
“New York’s a big city. Some guy stole my jokes. And they’re like, ‘We’ll get right on it,’” she laughed.